When a straight person considers another person of the same sex to be fuckable if they were trans, usually after a bromantic or sismantic moment.
After Jack gives his Best Man speech at Ben’s wedding, Ben walks up to Jack and whispers in his ear: “Jack, I wish you were trans. You’re so transfuckable right now!” Jack blushed and popped a little boner
When a straight person considers another person of the same sex to be fuckable if they were trans, usually after a bromantic or sismantic moment.
After Jack gives his Best Man speech at Ben's wedding, Ben walks up to Jack and whispers in his ear: "Jack, I wish you were trans. You're so transfuckable right now!" Jack blushes and pops a little boner.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!