trans-siberian 

Similar to the Alaskan Pipeline but using period blood instead of shit. You freeze period blood in a condom and then fuck someone with it. Delicious.

I pulled the trans-siberian on Ashley last night. She loved it.

trans-siberian by Kuh! January 29, 2018

trans siberian orchestra 

The coolest shit that you will ever see.

The Trans Siberian Orchestra is awesome.

trans siberian orchestra by orcdork November 11, 2009

Trans-Siberian Drilldo 

To drill a hole in the bottom of a 10-inch dildo, fill the hole with adhesive material, then put the bit of an industrial-strength power drill in the hole. Next, lube the "Drilldo" with KY jelly (Or Smuckers) and viciously penetrate the vaginal or anal orifice of any given Unlucky Recipient. Repeat as necessary.

-"Hey, if you'll get me that drill, we can hang that picture of a whale penis on your mantle."

-"Nah, the battery ran out last night, seeing as how i violently Trans-Siberian Drilldoed my asshole for three and a half hours."

Trans-Siberian Drilldo by Griffin Peterson June 19, 2009

Trans-Siberian Express 

When you are a peak male and mustn't bring the groceries inside the house with more than one trip. Only 1 fully-loaded grocery run will suffice.

Wife: how the hell are you gonna get 3 kegs, 12 packs of tube steaks, 28 bags of backwoods and 7 jugs of milk in the apartment in one trip?
Me(alpha): Trans-Siberian Express.

Trans-Siberian Express by Harvey HugeCock June 1, 2021

trans siberian orchestra 

(noun) A crappy excuse for a concert experience that lucky only comes around once a year. It is an for cheese ballers with acid washed jean to get drunk and say that they went to a multicultural music event; even though it has nothing to do with any culture other than our own consumerist monoculture. (see:cheese and mullets)

I had to come up with -any- excuse to get out of going to see the trans siberian orchestra concert.

trans siberian orchestra by photomuse3 November 7, 2011

Trans Siberian Railroad 

The sexual position where the man starts to fuck his chick but then he pulls out thus cumming from her vagina all the way up to her face, and then finally throwing at least an ice cube at her. (you can throw a whole bag of ice if you want) Since ice is used at the end, and it's a long trail of cum, it's named the Trans Siberian Railroad.

Dude I just gave her the Trans Siberian Railroad last night...

Cool how much ice?

A shit ton, man...

Niiiiice...

Trans Siberian Railroad by Rich the Red November 27, 2010

Transiberian Treadmill

a sexual phenomena involving a very precise process which first involves a girl on all fours... naked of course... on a treadmill that is turned off. You then stand behind the treadmill waiting... naked of course... as the girl proceeds to turn the treadmill on full speed, launching herself into you... BOOM!

Ben's Sister: "Hey my face is starting to hurt from the Phillipino Flapjack. do you think we could try something else?"

Willy Pete: "Yea bend over on that treadmill real quick I'll show you the dirty dady Transiberian Treadmill"

Transiberian Treadmill by mDiB November 11, 2010