tpwkalwayslexi 

She’s the most talented beautiful kind person, she understands what you go through shes very open to anyone, when I was crying She made me smile, I don’t understand how someone is that kind. When I was in PicsArt remix chats I felt left out because everyone was knew each other so well and I only knew a little bit, there she was shy person, I introduced myself to her I didn’t know I was gonna have an amazing friendship with her, our friendship grew bigger and bigger just from taking about memories and personal life. she’s is the person I go to first, secrets, memories , how I actually feel some of my friends doesn’t even know these stuff she knows. It's crazy how our online friendship gone so far laughing at each other jokes even one is horrible at it (me) we even do challenges or competition from different states she said do the f boy thing she meant editing but I felt like dressing up because I'm cool yk. I love you Soo muchh!!!<3

Who's tpwkalwayslexi

Me : greatest person to ever live

tpwkalwayslexi by _valeriastyles_ June 22, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012