touching cloth

When one has left it far too long before having a shit and the brown toad slips out early

Oh fuck, I'm going to have to leave you, as I think I'm touching cloth

by Mikey Ross July 26, 2003

touch cloth

to be near the point of defecating in one's pants after waiting too long

You should not have to wait til you touch cloth because they are repairing the sink. Use the hand sanitizer.

by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2010

Touching Cloth

When one binds ones "cheese" in fabric,thus leaving the woven imprint upon the "ripe old cheshire"!

"i'm touching cloth, you'd better cut yourself a slice off this...go on...there's plenty."

by Darran Pritchard October 17, 2003

touching cloth

when one needs to use the lavatry so bad that it is unbearable and the excrement begins to touch your underwear.
Touching cloth is the stage before the term running (or rolling depending on the shape)down ur leg and after the stage of losing control of ur bowels. Touching cloth more often than not leads to stains so, heavens, please do be aware

Emma: oh gee i think im touching cloth colleen
Colleen: oh emma i do believe i am also touching cloth
Emma: yahaha yahha golly thats astounding lets go clean up
Colleen: that would be great. would you mind if i were to have a joint which i rolled this morning
Emma: why id be offended if you didnt

by deane October 15, 2007

touching cloth

having an urge to shit and hold on

i was driving home the other night and really needed a turd seriously i was touching cloth i was that close

by lytral 79 August 4, 2009

Touched Cloth

To Touch Cloth is to have one's poo-poo touch your underpants and leave a stain. It it's slightly more high brow than just to say "UGH I shat my boxers blud."

Ryan: Oh No I can feel my poo touching my lovely new y-front for the charity bin.

Josh: My word man you've touched cloth.

Ryan: *slaps Face* oh my god

by Josh_S September 8, 2006

Touching Cloth

from a woman's point of view.
The feeling that we get when we can feel the brown juices of love beginning to emit out of our lovely sphincter holes.

Joyce, I must leave this meeting with you because listening to your words of utter babble have made me want to touch cloth.

by Abba Dabba August 8, 2003