Touching Cloth

When you are struggling to hold in a poo, and its tip has breached the sphincter and is touching your underwear.
Dude, I've gotta get to a toilet quick, I'm touching cloth here!
by jambomuffin March 23, 2009
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When you have to poop really bad and you can barely hold it in. So bad the poop is touching your underwear or is close to it.
you: Man do I have to take a dump really bad. I don't think I can hold it in.
me: Are you "touching cloth"? Ewwwww
by ugokucky December 10, 2010
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You're clenching hard, but the little brown turlte has got his head out of the shell, and is chomping on your underpants.
The fact that we was touching cloth rapidly disuaded him from from letting rip a trouser tornado.
by Jockey August 19, 2003
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when the brown dog is peeking his nose through the fence, when the turtle's head is out, when you need to drop the kids off at the pool.
the feeling of playing ping pong in your undies (without a partner)
by Amy Noonan August 10, 2003
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When one binds ones "cheese" in fabric,thus leaving the woven imprint upon the "ripe old cheshire"!
"i'm touching cloth, you'd better cut yourself a slice off this...go on...there's plenty."
by Darran Pritchard October 17, 2003
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from a woman's point of view.
The feeling that we get when we can feel the brown juices of love beginning to emit out of our lovely sphincter holes.
Joyce, I must leave this meeting with you because listening to your words of utter babble have made me want to touch cloth.
by Abba Dabba August 08, 2003
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1) to have a turtle head pop from one's rectum before underpants are removed

2) to break wind with more force than expected, and to cause fecal matter to come in to contact with one's underpants before being able to suck it back in
Oh Dave, that sounded like a wet one...did you touch cloth?
by Borne September 23, 2004
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