Great payback to someone who's done ya wrong....Go to their house...excuse yourself to go to their bathroom. Lock door. Remove top of toilet...drop a duece...place top back on...Hence the term Topshelfer....
by Ed B. Goode May 21, 2008
A topshelf occurs when one defecates on the bathroom counter, typically right next to the sink. A good topshelf is decorated with either a cocktail sword or a cocktail umbrella, depending on the topshelfer's preference.
by B Young August 14, 2006
A drink consisting of a shot of every spirit on the top shelf of the pub. Commonly consumed on ones birthday
by Hairy Lee69 July 7, 2023