Tool-Bag

A person who suffers the ailments of being both a tool and a douche bag.

Just because you're pissed at life doesn't mean you have to be such a Tool-Bag!

by Arsemunky August 31, 2016

Tool Bag

A person who is a tool and a douche bag.

The idiot that cut me off in traffic was a Tool Bag

by BizzyBlond March 31, 2011

tool bag

Someone who is more than simply a tool. So much of a tool in fact, that a mechanic's collection of tools does not contain as many tools as would equal the level of tooldom that a "tool bag" contains. Therefore, their tool level is higher than tool and moves up to "tool bag."

Martin is a tool bag

by cruggina October 26, 2013

Tool-bag

Idiot, someone who is foolish or silly.

"Gee that Chris is a proper tool-bag when he gets pissed!!!'

by Swinggal March 7, 2008

Tool Bag

your fuckin ball sack

"ah shit man i told your girl she had a nice rack, so she kicked me in the tool bag!"

by Kamran Omidi July 11, 2008

Tool Bag

Only use this word if you are a tool also. Tools use this word because they think it is cool to combine two common phrases, tool and dirt bag

Tom the tool: HEY TOOL BAG!!! I just pwned you
Normal Ned: Shut the fuck up shit head.
Tom the tool: My sister is gonna jerk me off tonight! I am gonna get so much more action than you ever will

by Tom the Tool October 4, 2006

Tool Bag

Usually the nickname given to a useless Airframer (aka Flamer aka douche-bag) or Ordnanceman (aka gunner aka bitch nigga) usually an airman but can be e-4 and above.

Fun Fact: All ordnancemen are pretty much useless...

Yo AO3 is such a Tool Bag... I hate that bitch nigga.

by YelaWhich July 22, 2011