Toni's Law (Also Known as: The Toni Fallacy and "You're Wrong"):
The false belief that if Toni said some
shit, it will always be 100% correct no matter the context, circumstances, or situation. This also applies to any action or previous action she has made. Pulling up any evidence against such is invalid and therefore ultimately nullified, so
don't waste your time buddy.
Phrases such as "I think your understanding
may be mistaken because..." or “I believe there might be some inaccuracies in your statement.” or even "you dumbass you totally
don't know what the fuck you're talking about you stupid bitch" all fall under this law/fallacy so just accept that you can
never win an argument and you will always be proven incorrect. You can even be proven wrong wayyyy later and that could contribute to the law of Toni.
Violating this law will can and will invoke the following consequences if Toni decides to be
petty (will happen almost every
single fucking time):
Being packed and yelled at to
shut the fuck up
Being said to have always been wrong
Having your name changed to something derogatory
Getting muted or blocked because she feels like it
Exposed + ratio'd on twitter
Etc
P.S. Other consequences
may be added later as time passes since the author of this law falls under it the most and as such will fall victim to it whether I like it or not 😔
Person A: "Actually that's not true cuz if you played without whiffing so much you'd be better"
Toni: "I didn't ask you dumb bitch stfu"
Person B: "Did you know
Bruce actually loves Jason?"
Toni: Well if he did then why did he give up so quick on Jason in the Arkham games?"
Person B: "Damn you're right"
Toni: "Always am"
Person C: "Remember when Toni said the first Captain
America movie sucks and is just
like every other war movie which also sucks and boring?"
Person D: "Nah she's wrong everyone likes that movie and war movies are boring"
Person E: "Ohhh you fucked up my
nigga that falls under Toni's Law"
