tom cruised
the act of manipulation, religious force feeding, and or impregnated and left to be a single parent.
tom cruised by Christian Hates People who read his name December 20, 2007
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Tom Cruised
When you are excessively excited. This can be for anything - a new love, a movie premiere, marrying a woman who could be your granddaughter, a fake religion, etc.
Tom Cruised by feralwinky February 5, 2010
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Tom Cruised
When a person puts his or her face between a females legs and power licks their lovers vagina at full force. Almost as powerful as Tom Cruises role in Top Gun.
Ryan and Elizabeth were watching Interview with a Vampire and Ryan stated that Tom Cruise was in the movie but Elizabeth disagreed. Ryan wagered a bet that if Tom Cruise was in the movie he would be able to eat her pussy out. After finding out Tom Cruise was in the movie, Ryan Tom Cruised his girlfriend.
Tom Cruised by captainbareback October 6, 2009
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Tom Cruised It by jingle-bells-225 February 3, 2021
Tom Cruise Technology
(TCT) n. Term referencing the height enhancing effect of shoes with a particularly thick heel/sole. Shoes employing TCT are typically worn by males who are vertically challenged. Derived from MBT (Masai Barefoot Technology) - a brand of footware which employs very thick soles - often bought by small men under the pretence that it is good for their posture.
Ride attendant rookie: Wow, Tom's looking rather tall. I didn't think he'd be tall enough to ride this roller coaster.
Ride attendant manager: Don't be fooled son. Look at those heels. He's using Tom Cruise Technology - or "TCT's".
Ride attendant manager (to Tom): Oi! Not so fast Maverick! Go feed your need for speed on the teacups.
Ride attendant manager: Don't be fooled son. Look at those heels. He's using Tom Cruise Technology - or "TCT's".
Ride attendant manager (to Tom): Oi! Not so fast Maverick! Go feed your need for speed on the teacups.
Tom Cruise Technology by rocksigneous July 30, 2009
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Tom Cruise by scuba steve January 21, 2005
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Tom Cruise is well-known and famous for playing the sexually-frustrated homosexual aviator "Maverick" in Top Gun
tom cruise by Doctor Derek M. Smart, M.D Ph.D March 21, 2005
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