1 definition by TomIsCruisinInTheCloset
A person who will reduce themselves to doing absolutely ridiculous acts to avoid being labeled as a homosexual. These acts and publicity stunts do more damage to one's reputation than coming out of the closet would.
Tom Cruise danced around like a damn fool on the Oprah show, trying to convince us all that he just LOOOOVES Katie Holmes.
by TomIsCruisinInTheCloset June 21, 2005