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Toilet Boy

The kid who always puts his hand up in the middle of class and asks,
"Sir/Miss, can I go to the toilet?"
To which the teacher answers,
"Why didn't you go before the lesson?"
To which he replies,
"I didn't need to go then"
Eventually they have to let him go otherwise he'll wet himself.

Usually there's nothing wrong with this kind of thing, but to be classed as a Toilet Boy you have to do this more or less all the time.
Man, that Billy always needs a pee in the middle of the lesson. He's such a Toilet Boy.
by scribblersam May 15, 2010
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Toilet Bus Boy

Aka worse than a garbageman and the person who cleans shit.
My friend Alex is a toilet bus boy, he failed college.
by Real YT Tartarus May 4, 2021
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Toiletboy

A boy or man usually Gay that is submissive and a slave to a Master or Dom and enjoys Gay Sex in toilets, cottages or kept at home to serve as a toilet. A Gay Sex Pig, like a Pissboy that drinks piss from boys cocks or is pissed over for sexual pleasure. A Toiletboy becomes the toilet himself. he drinks piss from cocks, urinals and toilets. Licks dirty toilets and drinks piss and or eats shit. He farms Shit, Scat from toilets to eat later.
I went into the Mens Room to find a Toiletboy eating and drinking from the toilet.
by yellowboy16 July 8, 2010
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toiletbooking

Toiletbooking is browsing ones Facebook feed while using the toilet. It generally is only acknowledged when in the company of others who catch you in the act of posting a status after excusing yourself to the washroom.
Did Steve just post a status? Isn't he-

Yeah. He's toiletbooking.
by xjessikuh January 29, 2014
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Toiletbowling

In golf, when you just about make a really good putt.

When the ball rolls into the hole and then automatically spins back out.

Typically when toiletbowling happens, it sends the golfer into a gigantic world of pissed off.
Jeff: Really nice putt, it's sure to go in.

Randy: it's in!!!

*spins back out*

Randy: NO GODDAMMIT! THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN!!!!

Jeff: Pardon me? Have you been toiletbowling today?
by The Wonderwall July 25, 2010
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Tomlinscote boys toilets

I just hate the tomlinscote boys toilets.
by Deovol May 5, 2021
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Boronia West PS Boys Toilets

Filled with pee and Bowl cleaner (bleach) on the floor, this toilet is a toilet you've never seen before...
The Boronia West Ps Boys Toilets are dangerous
by Boronia West PS Boys Toilets August 24, 2022
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