A phenomenon commonly seen in the cubicles of cafe and restaurant restrooms, which have a tendency of not having urinals.
Someone walks in and takes a piss, hitting the toilet seat (whether by accident or on purpose, usually on purpose) and the janitor is unlikely to clean the piss due to being underpaid.
The next person walks in and sees the piss on the seat, and stands further away from the seat than the previous person for fear of touching the piss-covered seat.
Due to the increased distance from the toilet seat, the person is more likely to hit the seat with his piss.
Eventually people start hitting not only the seat but also the floor with their piss, leading people to stand further still from the toilet for fear of getting piss on their shoes, leading to an exponential increase in the saturation of piss on the toilet seat and floor and the distance people stand from the toilet, aswell as an exponential decrease in each consecutive visitor's stream accuracy and the likelihood of the janitors cleaning all the piss.
When complete saturation is reached, the janitors will either quit their jobs, commit suicide or make a prayer to janitor jesus to make all the piss go away. The latter option is usually how toilet seats are eventually cleaned.
Someone walks in and takes a piss, hitting the toilet seat (whether by accident or on purpose, usually on purpose) and the janitor is unlikely to clean the piss due to being underpaid.
The next person walks in and sees the piss on the seat, and stands further away from the seat than the previous person for fear of touching the piss-covered seat.
Due to the increased distance from the toilet seat, the person is more likely to hit the seat with his piss.
Eventually people start hitting not only the seat but also the floor with their piss, leading people to stand further still from the toilet for fear of getting piss on their shoes, leading to an exponential increase in the saturation of piss on the toilet seat and floor and the distance people stand from the toilet, aswell as an exponential decrease in each consecutive visitor's stream accuracy and the likelihood of the janitors cleaning all the piss.
When complete saturation is reached, the janitors will either quit their jobs, commit suicide or make a prayer to janitor jesus to make all the piss go away. The latter option is usually how toilet seats are eventually cleaned.
I went to a public restroom today and the whole seat was covered in piss. Realizing that a toilet seat singularity was in play, I decided not to perpetuate the chain and to simply hold it in until I found a cleaner toilet or a urinal elsewhere.
by Fruitfly July 26, 2017
medical, The emotional fellings of a toilet seat located in public ones home. The seat fears fat ass people, you know the ones that walk through the stores ie Wal-Mart whos butt or hips are the largest part of their body. The seat is paranoid of these people dropping their oversized underware to use the toilet. The fear comes from having to see these people pull their cheeks apart just before sitting down and then being confined in total darkness. That is not the worse part, then the toilet seat has to see the dirty ass, because to much skin was in the way while pooping and is now covered in feces.
The toilet seat wobbled with fear as fat ass Margret began to have a seat. After three or four times of experiencing this fear the toilet seat's doctor diagnosed the seat with " scared toilet seat syndrome"
by zeusking007 October 18, 2007
A person who is cheesy, a snob, and one who thinks:
1. "They're all that!" and really aren't, or
2. Believes they know more than everyone else, but really don't, and/or
3. Thinks they are better than everyone else.
In usage, such a person is described as sitting on their gold plated toilet seat, or asked to "get off their gold plated toilet seat."
See also: high horse, putting on the dog
1. "They're all that!" and really aren't, or
2. Believes they know more than everyone else, but really don't, and/or
3. Thinks they are better than everyone else.
In usage, such a person is described as sitting on their gold plated toilet seat, or asked to "get off their gold plated toilet seat."
See also: high horse, putting on the dog
Did you notice Angela at today's staff meeting? She was sitting on her gold plated toilet seat, trying to tell everyone what to do! Everyone knows she ain't all that!
by CheetahCats April 11, 2010
The act of a woman screwing many different guys. Analogous to a man getting 'more ass than a toilet seat.'
That woman has been out getting more dick than a toilet seat. She's has layed almost everything except the trans-Atlantic phone cable.
by maninboulder March 29, 2010
a)used to explain how much ass someone gets; how much they get laid
b)this phrase is used in eminems popular "shake that"
b)this phrase is used in eminems popular "shake that"
by swimma101 May 27, 2006
Implying that this "pimp" get's more action than you could ever imagine. Often used by poseurs, and white people that can't rap.* Perfect comeback- You get as much ass as a urinal. Snap.
*Just kidding.
*Just kidding.
<Idiot> Your gay.
<Not an idiot> You've probably never even made out with anyone.
<Idiot> You kiddin'? I get more ass than a toilet seat.
<Not an idiot> Yeah, right. You get as much ass as a urinal.
<Idiot> Your gay.
<Not an idiot> You've probably never even made out with anyone.
<Idiot> You kiddin'? I get more ass than a toilet seat.
<Not an idiot> Yeah, right. You get as much ass as a urinal.
<Idiot> Your gay.
by Sw0rdPh1sh September 11, 2006
by Pimpmeister April 28, 2006