Toeside 90 

The act of catching the front edge (toeside edge) of a wakeboard, snowboard, skateboard etc. and falling face first.

The Toeside relates to the side of the board that you fall over, and the 90 is the degrees of rotation.

Similar to this is a Heelside 270, where an ollie or similar stunt ends up in 270 out of 360 degrees of rotation and the heel edge catchs. This stunt always ends in pain.

Following an awesome run from contestant number 6, at the end of his second lap we are all expecting a massive toeside 90 to end himself! He knows the rules!

Toeside 90 by Widowmaker95123 June 30, 2009

topside pool piss 

Taking a leak directly into a pool, from the comfort of the pool deck when a bathroom or a secluded bush are just steps away. Usually a booze induced act, the topside pool piss is always met with harsh criticisim from angry onlookers who havent had nearly as many keg beers as the subject taking the piss.

Significance is doubled when Tim Tebow is swimming in said pool.

Ashley Cooke: Hey Cooper.. did you see that shitbombtaking a topside pool piss...??

Cooper: Yeah, what an asshole, he has no respect for this household.

topside pool piss by topsidepoolpisser June 22, 2011

toesies 

another name for your toes, specifically when describing them in a cutesy manner.

my toesies are all warm and toasty!
I can't wait to put my toesies in the sand.

toesies by DamianA December 7, 2006

toesie famine 

A scarce amount of toesies due to changing climate conditions ranging unsuitable for exposed feet.

Josh: Man, spring is almost here. Capris and flip-flops FTW!

Jordan: I know bro, but come winter a toesie famine is gonna hit...... of irish potato proportions.

toesie famine by binx117 February 27, 2009

topside browner 

What's left behind in a bathroom trash can from someone who just wiped their ass. Usually only done by wetbacks who, for some reason, choose to throw their wipings in a can, rather than flush them in a toilet. The topside browner will be facing up, showing the smear.

Dude, those fuckin wetbacks are always leavin behind some gnar ass topside browners.

topside browner by Yared Soyle January 4, 2007

topside spoon 

When a person lies face down flat and another person lies on top giving anal.

"Hey, I heard Rory and Kai did topside spoon last night and thought it was great fun."

OR

"You're topside spooning me right now!"

topside spoon by RHINO & CHAM December 2, 2016

gone topside 

Died.

So many of us have already gone topside

gone topside by TGKF March 27, 2003