toers

toers - noun.

meaning: people who make replacement toes for those who lost their natural toes.

John: Hey, I heard you are professional toers, right?
Mark & Alex: Yeah, would you like a replacement toe?
John: Yes, please! Thanks.

by MustardBoyy May 30, 2019

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Chimpy Toes

Chimpy Toes - Often referred to as the Flame Foot or Fire Foot, this toe type is characterised by a protruding second toe, which is even larger than the big toe. Normally found in the female population of Stafford, you can clearly make out the extensive toe as they swing from the trees using them to grip branches or pick fleas from each others hair...
In 1987 the phrase "Chimp Toe Job" was first used in the adult film industry.... Later on the more famous "Camel Toe" surfaced...

Look at that bird there - I bet she's a swinger...
How do you know?
By her Chimpy Toes...

by MoreBeer November 27, 2020

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ten toes down

To be committed to something in life or to be a strong person

Yeah, I’m ten toes down

by Wassup870 January 22, 2022

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Testicular Torsion

A 9th level spell that can only be casted by the greatest wizards of the realm. When casted, a magical force twists one or both testicles of the persons afflicted, causing immeasurable pain and anguish.

When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.

Nice Shopkeeper - "Hello sir, what can I get you today?"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"

by TyrantDweller July 25, 2023

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