toddler box 

A shaved vagina, because it resembles the 'box' of a toddler.

My girl never shaves, it's a jungle down there!
That's nasty, I prefer a toddler box
OR
Be glad, I don't like those toddler boxes, they make me feel like a pedophile

toddler box by Doortje* January 10, 2011

toddlerbomb 

the rag used to wipe up after sex.

after a passionate night of sex we found a toddlerbomb the next morning laying in the floor.

Dont throw that toddlerbomb at me!

Toddlerbombs dont explode, they're just messy!

toddlerbomb by Irhscutie04 November 17, 2009