a left queef to the bosom

When a human with a cloaca blasts a queef so powerful it manifests into a gas fist, which throws a punch curving to the left, right into a woman's saggy bag

Oh you think you're funny huh? Well how about i throw a left queef to the bosom right at ya.

BLAST! i missed! Im sorry i tried queefing on yo tits, dont stab me witjlh ya clit. WAIT N-

rest in peace

by Snozingly7 August 14, 2023

toast to the Queen

Very similar to taxi for Brown and used in order to cover up and/or diffuse the situation of having released a quantity of noxious vapour from one's anal sphincter. However, should only be used in situations of extreme duress, possibly when there are visiting dignitaries or royalty present due to the seriousness of bringing up Her Majesty's name in vain.

4th Archduke of Wilmington - "My word what is that foul miasma in the air? I feel like my eyes are on fire!"
Wilde, raising glass - "Ladies and gentleman; a toast to the Queen."
Everyone - "The Queen!"
Glasses clink, situation diffused.

by Taylor Durden April 22, 2006

Riding my horse to Dairy Queen

The act of mounting one’s bed post and neighing loudly while eating soft serve ice cream

I’m gonna be riding my horse to Dairy Queen later, wanna cum along?

by Gmork the Wolf November 25, 2021

Working (Referring to the Queen of Kings)

Working (Referring to the Queen of Kings) is in reference to the unique situation where a boss and two co-workers will not cooperate during a stage rehearsal. This trio would rather do a salute instead of getting back to blocking.

"You guys have no idea what Working (Referring to the Queen of Kings) means" she said as she collapsed in a puddle of tears.

by Max_Anderson January 24, 2024

double bubble disco queen headed to the guillotine

someone who has no idea what is going on when close to being faced with punishment

"Hey, did you see Greg yesterday? He punched the police chief."
"Well, he's a double bubble disco queen headed to the guillotine."

by xraybloom May 27, 2022