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go to bread 

Go to bed. From The Simpsons episode My Sister, My Sitter. Lisa is babysitting Bart and tells him to go to bed, but soon finds Bart eating bread in the kitchen claiming he thought she said "Go to bread".
Lisa: I thought I told you to go to bed!
Bart: Yeah right, bread. You said: go to bread.

Lisa: (clenching her teeth) I said, go to bed!

Bart: Yeah. Go to bread.

Lisa: B-E-D! BED!

Bart: Ohhhhh, bed! Ohh! Anything you say, sis!

Lisa: (growls) (twitches her eye)
go to bread by Tbettz October 8, 2008

how to eat bread 

Idk just put in your fucking mouth

Brady To Moss 

When you pull out during sex to ejaculate onto the girls stomach and hit her in the face while remaining where you are, like a deep ball from Tom Brady to Randy Moss.
Dude # 1 : Man I Brady to Mossed that chick last night.
Dude # 2 : Sweet!
Dude # 1 : Ya she can't even get mad because what are the chances?
Brady To Moss by Nickfromredcliff October 19, 2008

Don’t sell your bread to a baker

This quote is derived from the Arabic old saying: لا تبيع خبزك على خباز. It’s used as an expression of wisdom and knowledge when said by you. Yet, when said to you it’s a warning that means you’ve been caught.
I know you’ve been smoking son. Don’t sell your bread to a baker, I’ve been where you at before.

i want to eat bread 

kayla: i want to eat bread

john: what does that mean?

kayla: … dumbass

To give bread

Translation of the Romanian expression: "A-i da (cuiva) pită"
Signifies the act of owning/dominating someone, usually in a violent engagement.
Rarely used as a first person statement ; it is usually said as a warning by someone's buddy when their friend is about to engage in a confrontation they are likely to lose.
An alterante form is "To get bread"
To give bread example:

John: I'm gonna try to kill the Ender dragon with my stone sword.
David: Don't! He'll give you bread!
John: If you think I'll get bread you're in for a surprise.

*John gets killed
To give bread by carpet salesman November 12, 2020