To slap somebody in the face with a semi erected penis, resulting in being the bitch of the person who zwaffeld you untill you are able to get even by zwaffeling him back.
Last night I was so drunk I passed out.
That's when John Doe zwaffeld me.
Now I'm his bitch until i get my revenge and get to zwaffel him
That's when John Doe zwaffeld me.
Now I'm his bitch until i get my revenge and get to zwaffel him
by Herman&Brecht October 14, 2008

Usually used for men with a larger than average proboscis.
Zwaffeling is to hold one's phallus and to smack it playfully in the partner's face.
Can be used as a verb: to zwaffel.
Zwaffeling is to hold one's phallus and to smack it playfully in the partner's face.
Can be used as a verb: to zwaffel.
by Medsmoremeds July 25, 2018
