If you've never met Max, you're a lucky person. Since the day i've got to know Max, i've lost my smile. Because i'm afraid of him. He loves Kinderriegel, and he would do everything to get one. EVERYTHING!
... last week he kicked a little boy of his bike, stole his Kinderriegel, and left him crying on the floor. I thinks it's an addiction. Beware of Max while eating Kinderriegel. You're in danger.
"Run, Max is comming!"
"Hide your Kinderriegels Max is here."
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Max is a popular ass hole who wants to bring people down with him he is a fat teenager thinking that he looks cool but he is grimy and disgusting bitch
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Very cool and gets all the ladies. Has a beautiful mullet
Look at that beautiful man with a mullet his name is probably Max.
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The best Person i‘ve ever met. Funny, beautiful, kind and the best lover in the world. I can tell him everything and he looks at me with the same eyes as bevor. I‘m truely in love with him and couldn't imagine a better Boy friend than him. He understands me even if I sometimes can't give him the love he deserves, but he still does everything to make me feel good. Even when the whole world breaks around me, he makes me smile
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Max is a narcissist if you know Max you’ll know him to be very prideful also quite cocky and a player. But at times could be useful for a slave. Maxes likes to find a new girl every week tends to be dramatic and loves attention. He never ever tries to consider your feelings if you know a Max drop him!!!
Person: max played me again

Person 2: I’m suing
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Not very good at things, specifically throwing sharp objects at wood. Speaking of wood max is super good at accounting and loves boobs(man). A max will never fail to make you smile - as long as he is not the type to peak in your window, watch out for those Maxs. If you get a good max you will feel equally appreciated and bullied, the best of both.
Hey is that Max?

Yeah close your window.

No not that Max the cool funny one

Oh sick man I’ll take one of those

Yeah.
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The coolest guy of them all he is sexy and has a big pp
Max is hot
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