The statiscal probability of having sex in a given situaltion.
Attending Reed College will increase my propensity to get laid, while attending The Citadel will decrease said propenisty.
by maninboulder August 1, 2009
Someone who has inadvertently given up on getting laid or women in general. These men generally have no experience whatsoever with women, i mean never even held hands. Someone who is afraid to talk to women and has given up on finding a female companion. This is very sad indeed and if you know a friend like this, i recommend you help them as much as possible. Breeding with a woman was god's gift to man, some men have been so women neglected that they actually give up on having any relationship with women and may actually become anti social if prolonged . the saying: "There is someone out there for everyone." THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE, NOT EVERYONE DIES TOGETHER AND PEOPLE DO DIE VIRGINS AND NOT ON PURPOSE. I HOPE YOUR HAPPY LADIES, SOME MEN HAVE GIVEN UP ON YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR NEGLECT.
You: " C'mon man there are plenty of fish in the sea."

will never get laid:"Not for me, i am my own ocean."
by LoneWolfNC17 February 22, 2012
The term "get laid up" basically just means chilling, cuddling, and vibing wit your significant other.
Him: "You tryna get laid up later?"
Her: "I'm down."
by drakesucks November 30, 2019
Slang for guitar picks, drawing on the notion that having a guitar pick among your pocket's contents will impress a girl (generally in a bar) to the extent that it's like a free pass towards sexual relations in the near future.
Q: "Do you have enough cash for another round?"
A: "Nope, all I've got in here is my keys, some change, and a few get laid picks."
by Joe-G! January 3, 2006
Slang for guitar picks, drawing on the notion that having a guitar pick in your pocket will impress a girl (usually in a bar) to the extent that it's like a free pass towards sexual relations in the near future.
Q: "Do you have enough cash for another round?"
A: "Nope, all I've got in here is my keys, some change, and a few get laid picks."
by Joe-G! January 3, 2006
A phrase similar to fuck bitches get money however you get Gatorade after. Commonly said by the Jacksfilms community as he had created the phrase.
Jackfilm's newest YIAY featured a get laid get paid Gatorade comment.
what you call the brigade in high school.

For those unaware, the brigade, in some high schools, is an extracurricular activity, kind of like cheerleading in that they do lame routines at games and pep rallys, however the brigade is much larger (50+ girls), making it less exclusive and easier to get into, basically its cheerleading for chicks who didnt quite make that cut, but are still mostly preppy annoying stuck up broads.
Antisocial girl#1: Did you see the get laid brigade perform at the football game?

Antisocial girl#2: Yeah, it was funny as hell when that broad fell down and took the girls next to her down too!
by Sarah Lambert March 7, 2008