A derogatory term used to describe someone as the material used to wipe up or wash the cum off of one's penis.
by Victor Mikiello May 14, 2010
its a tissue dipped in alchohol that you use on someone in a street by themself right after saying "wanna taste my tissue?"
by sp4cepants July 29, 2018
Those are some nasty tissue tits
by VeryVisionary July 6, 2023
A faggot who decides to bud in on all conversations. He also likes touch little boys inappropriately to get hard. He usually hangs out with gay kids and surrounds himself with others like him.
by Thot Eviceratpr April 24, 2019
1. The pixies that you hope will replenish the toilet paper when you've just used the last of it but are in too much of a hurry to replenish yourself.
2. The pixies that stole the last of the toilet tissue when you could swear there was at least half a roll 4 hours ago.
3. The pixies that laugh at you when you've just survived a spine chilling bout of diarrhea only to discover that the tissue pixies are not on your side today. The only thing within arm's reach that you can wipe your ass with is one last whispy sheet of toilet roll. The pixies leave this one sheet just to watch you attempt to use it.
2. The pixies that stole the last of the toilet tissue when you could swear there was at least half a roll 4 hours ago.
3. The pixies that laugh at you when you've just survived a spine chilling bout of diarrhea only to discover that the tissue pixies are not on your side today. The only thing within arm's reach that you can wipe your ass with is one last whispy sheet of toilet roll. The pixies leave this one sheet just to watch you attempt to use it.
"For Chrissake Pete! Who do you think puts a new toilet roll out? The goddam Tissue Pixies?"
Jack: "Linda? Can you come in here and pass me a new roll of toilet paper?"
Linda: "I only put a new one out this morning. I swear the tissue pixies are back"
Mike: "Phew, I could have shit through the eye of a needle!... dammit! Who the hell used the last of the tissue?"
Pixies: "Snigger"
Jack: "Linda? Can you come in here and pass me a new roll of toilet paper?"
Linda: "I only put a new one out this morning. I swear the tissue pixies are back"
Mike: "Phew, I could have shit through the eye of a needle!... dammit! Who the hell used the last of the tissue?"
Pixies: "Snigger"
by Houdinia December 12, 2006
by gutter-ball j January 31, 2008
A promiscuous female who has engaged in intercourse then recently engaged in intercourse again with another man.
Guy one: hey dude i hooked up with Jodie!
Guy two: ohhh, dude, i heard jack just fucked her.
Guy one: ohh thats why she felt like a 'used tissue'
Guy two: ohhh, dude, i heard jack just fucked her.
Guy one: ohh thats why she felt like a 'used tissue'
by Private school Dave August 23, 2008