68 definitions by VeryVisionary

Pepsi PomPoms

Punctured Empty Pathetic Saggy Irepairable (Pepsi) PomPoms (Tits)

Dude 1: How was your date last night?
Dude 2: Great, she is practically perfect with the exception of those Pepsi PomPoms

Dude 1: No way? I love deflated tits

by VeryVisionary August 31, 2023

Pound Cake Tuppence Tits

When her ass is a ten out of ten but her tits are terrible

I'd rate her as a pound cake tuppence tits

by VeryVisionary July 21, 2023

Cellophane Cat Flaps

Cat flaps = empty tits

Cellophane Cat Flaps = extremely empty tits

The tits are literally just skin and the skin is so thin it clings to the chest like Cellophane

These are not flat chested tits these are ones buoyant decent sized boobs that have deflated through child bearing and breast feeding

Those aren't just cat flaps they are Cellophane cat flaps ... like seriously empty. They could not be any emptier

by VeryVisionary July 7, 2023

Cucumbers

Breasts that take the shape of cucumbers when she leans forward slightly. The nipples dangling right at the bottom. When stood up straight they resemble two flat plaice

Jane: What type of breasts would you say I had? Flapjacks? Lemons? Mail bags?
Sarah: I'd say cucumbers

by VeryVisionary June 30, 2023

Cat Flaps

Floppy empty tits

No side profile

Deflated hollow sacks of skin

Damn that gurl got some cat flaps on her, she must have a lot of kids

by VeryVisionary July 7, 2023

Sandwich Bags

Formerly large perky breasts that have been depleted through excessive breast feeding. Now empty, flat, floppy flaps of skin resembling 2 sandwich bags.

There appears to be a cherry at the bottom of each bag

I can't wear a backless top with my sandwich bags

by VeryVisionary May 31, 2024

Yolkers

Tits that look like a double yolker egg being cracked into a mixing bowl

Empty dangling sinewy tits in need of inflation

Want to come back to my place and play with my yolkers ?

by VeryVisionary February 14, 2024