53 definitions by VeryVisionary

Chooks

Term for a pathetic pair of breasts

Pathetic like a couple of scrawny chickens flapping about of no use to anyone

Would you look at the chooks on her

by VeryVisionary July 7, 2023

Cat Flaps

Floppy empty tits

No side profile

Deflated hollow sacks of skin

Damn that gurl got some cat flaps on her, she must have a lot of kids

by VeryVisionary July 7, 2023

Pit Stop

When I'm laid on my back my tits flop into my armpits

I like to effectionately call that a pit stop (or tit stop)

Feel free to retrieve them with your tongue

My tits are having a pit stop. Want to come suck them? Hope you don't mind them tasting of vinegar?

by VeryVisionary July 16, 2023

Mushroom Mammaries

Large round yet flat (pancakes) tits with big nipples

Like walking around with two portobello mushrooms stuck to your chest with the stalks pointing outwards

I'm really digging her mushroom mammaries

by VeryVisionary September 17, 2023

Cellophane Cat Flaps

Cat flaps = empty tits

Cellophane Cat Flaps = extremely empty tits

The tits are literally just skin and the skin is so thin it clings to the chest like Cellophane

These are not flat chested tits these are ones buoyant decent sized boobs that have deflated through child bearing and breast feeding

Those aren't just cat flaps they are Cellophane cat flaps ... like seriously empty. They could not be any emptier

by VeryVisionary July 7, 2023

Cucumbers

Breasts that take the shape of cucumbers when she leans forward slightly. The nipples dangling right at the bottom. When stood up straight they resemble two flat plaice

Jane: What type of breasts would you say I had? Flapjacks? Lemons? Mail bags?
Sarah: I'd say cucumbers

by VeryVisionary June 30, 2023

Fanta

Fabulous Ass Nasty Tits Annoyance

There is always a catch

She has such a great dumper but man her tits are deflated as fuck

Shame that she is a fanta, I had high hopes

by VeryVisionary September 6, 2023