Tearing Tired

When you're really sad and you cry yourself to sleep.

I was so sad last night that I was tearing tired.

by BallingHardxo May 10, 2012

tire cult

the definition of swag

👹tire cult👹

by oxygen_12345 July 29, 2021

check the tires

To take a piss against a car tire.

I gotta go check the tires, then head out to work.

by YourMotherTrucker September 19, 2017

Low Tire

A phrase my father came up with to prove he can come up with a phrase.

In his words it means:
“you got toys in the attic”
“you ain’t got all the crackers in the barrel”
“you ain’t got a full picnic basket”
“you got 3 good tires but a low tire so you’re not all there”

Jeremy’s a little bonkers, don’t you think? He’s not all there. He’s got a low tire.

by just a fooligan January 9, 2020

Michigan Flat Tire

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.

Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.

by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022

Fine Good Tires

We Have Some Fine Good Tires At A Party And It Tastes Bad Don’t Try

Dude Who Eats Tires ExpectulailoliandyburphkgivfjfhgushshjsbwudbusbsbbJshudhehavwhhwhwheukwkw The Fine Good Tires?

by Bob And Logan May 7, 2022

3 tired

When you’ve been smokin some loud and is now high as fuck.

1.
- Dude, why ur eyes so damn red?
- I’m 3 tired bro
2.
- U also 3 tired, huh?
- Yeah, as f*ck

by Trilogy Euphoria May 29, 2019