Tucker's Law 

A law inductively arrived at by a Mr. Malcolm Tucker, star of "The Thick of It" and "In the Loop." Tucker's Law goes as such:

If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck up because that cunt's a cunt.

Tucker: Well that's easy then, Tucker's Law!
Tucker: I've got that embroidered on a tea towel at home

Tucker's Law by mrPurpleDinosaur2 October 4, 2009

Tucker's Remorse 

Anxiety experienced by a male to female cross dresser when it's time to remove the tape used to tuck their genitals back to avoid a man bulge in their dress or yoga pants.

Dan loved nothing more than being Danielle on the weekends. At least everything about it but the Tucker's Remorse.

Tucker's Remorse by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Tinker's rucksack 

A term for the scrotum which reflects the fact that they are an unattractive appendage not unlike a tatty backpack for the possessions belonging to a more impoverished member of society

He seems to have a bit of an itch on his tinker's rucksack

Tinker's rucksack by Adbase December 28, 2013

Tucker's Tight Hole 

A place used by plenty of men. Including; his friends, male cousins, strangers, male prostitutes, and even Tuckers poor dad.

Gay homosexual man: Hey, I'm a gay homosexual man

Tucker: Please have sex with my tight hole. My tucker's tight hole.

Tucker's Tight Hole by candykay October 23, 2018

Tucker s 

Tucker and Steven have secret tickle time

in the outback, we had wild dingo for tucker s every night.

Tucker s by Tucker s October 14, 2019

tinker's cuss 

Replaces the usual 'fuck' or 'damn' in the "I don't give a..." expression. Comes from old Irish slang, still used mainly in London.

I don't give a tinker's cuss what you think!

tinker's cuss by cactusx102 December 11, 2007

Tucker's revenge 

A wrath of ten times the punishment inflicted by the previous person

He unleashed Tucker's revenge on his ass

Tucker's revenge by Heywood898989 March 23, 2021