Jon and Mike went to the bathroom after eating the sloppy joes, I think they are going to make a Tiajuana Taco
by MasterBaeten November 27, 2018
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Guy 2: Totes home dawg, I heard that sick fuck gave her the tiajuana taco dip.
Guy 1: Sick! Thats some nasty shit.
Guy 2: Totes home dawg, I heard that sick fuck gave her the tiajuana taco dip.
Guy 1: Sick! Thats some nasty shit.
by Dakota Giraffe June 6, 2011
Get the Tiajuana Taco Dip mug.The sexual act of eating out a puked in vagina. You take a few shots of Tequilla, force yourself to puke, aim for the pussy, then eat your puke out of the girls pussy.
Joe-I'm going to give my wife the most meaningful Tiajuana Tacosalad tonight.
Juan-Oh, that sounds good. I think I'm going to go drink some beer.
Joe-She really deserves it, I think shes tried of always sucking my dick. Its her turn for some pleasure.
Juan-Oh, that sounds good. I think I'm going to go drink some beer.
Joe-She really deserves it, I think shes tried of always sucking my dick. Its her turn for some pleasure.
by titsmacgeee December 31, 2010
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Todd and Jills Tijuana Taco soon became a burrito after the sight of all that feces got Todd harder than a month old chalupa
by Ratheon May 14, 2007
Get the Tijuana Taco mug.Tijuana Taco is when you take a crap and place it under a cars visor (Hence the term taco) of a very unexpecting person. So when He/She is driving and opens the visor it falls on their lap. Hopfully not causing an accident so the driver and gifter get a good Laugh from it.
by Caldorazo September 24, 2009
Get the Tijuana Taco mug.When during sexual intercourse a man takes lettuce, shredded cheese, and taco sauce, and then covers the woman's vagina in said ingredients. The man then proceeds to perform cunnilingus on the woman whilst eating the additional ingredients.
Joey-so what did you end up doing with sarah last night?
Ian-well she likes new things so i gave her the ole Tijuana Taco.
Ian-well she likes new things so i gave her the ole Tijuana Taco.
by babysodomizer February 19, 2008
Get the Tijuana Taco mug.the act of taking a taco shell and you shit in it and then jizz in it (melted cheese) and make the girl have her period on it as (taco sauce) then you share a delightful meal together.
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