Thunderclumps 

When the sky won't stop thundering and it sounds like a series of low-key farts.

"Damn bro, is it ever thunderclumpin' outside"

"Wow these thunderclumps won't give up!"

Thunderclumps by Bedgypooks July 20, 2012

Thunderclaps 

A scientific term used to describe an advanced stage of Chlamydia, in which the genitals are covered with blistery and often puss filled pustules that pop like thunder. Often resembling the face of a pizza delivery boy.

I knew that girl was slutty, but I didn't realize how slutty until I heard her thunderclaps from across the room!

Thunderclaps by Walker Thundercox September 20, 2011

thunderplump 

an extremely gay overwieght person, who rocks a jew fro but is unfortunately methodist

yo that thunderplumps a bitch

thunderplump by fronkie October 2, 2007

thunderlump 

the protrusion below ones breasts and above the waist that extends out a great deal. may also be confused with beer gut.

due to the size of his thunderlump, Robert was unable to see his penis when he stood up.

thunderlump by jkin November 9, 2007

Thunderplump 

The first raindrops at the beginning of a storm, typically larger than the rest of the storm will have

“Uh oh, this storm is going to be a bad one”
“No, that’s just the Thunderplump, it’ll calm down real soon”

Thunderplump by Joe Baldy November 8, 2023