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The act of penetrating a woman orally, anally, and vaginally at the same time.
When the gangbangers eventually tired of taking turns, they started a three hole punch.
by ImNG May 14, 2005
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The Nussy, or the β€œnose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
β€œOh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”

Sir, please, I went to medical school

by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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1. An common office tool/school supply used to put three holes along one side of a piece of paper for easy insertion into a three-ring binder.

2. A sexual euphemism for copulating all three orifices of the female anatomy.
I gave your mom the ol' three-hole punch last night.
by K.O. Reilly May 08, 2006
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1. A commonplace piece of office equipment.

2. Mitt Romney's favorite sexual position.
Very often, women require a good old fashioned three-hole punch before they will fit into a binder.
by Harris Bergenstein October 17, 2012
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When a straight couple assumes the sixty nine position, while the man gives her the shocker and the woman blows him simultaneously.
It started it off as just a blowjob, but within seconds I was giving my girlfriend the three hole punch.
by Phillyguy3 May 27, 2011
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A heterosexual sexual encounter within which the male has sexual interactions with all three of the woman's orifices, i.e. fellatio, vaginal sex and anal sex. Also known as the "Three Ring Circus".
I would love to Three Hole Punch her all night
by BlackTeeBandit November 11, 2013
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