grand theft trophy

When the winner of a sporting event fails to collect their trophy and an overserved frat boy sneaks it out in his pants.

Teresa: the trophy box is empty. Has anyone seen the trophy?
John: nope

Entourage: that’s some grand theft trophy right there.

by Southpaw Slut May 21, 2023

Theft

A type of crime where an individual takes it upon himself to unlawfully borrow expensive jewelry narcotics and other improvisions, also check out (galen) the worlds best conman

My g****** m*********** h** of a c**** was caught stealing s*** from my b****** of a sons home last night, theft ass

by MrInfo August 6, 2019

theft

Modern shorthand for "the left"

theft stole the vote - nike store in new york was targeted by theft - dominion is the god of theft

by Mikeobamajockstrap2021 January 13, 2021

Theft

A crime that means taking somone's property without asking, can be sneaky (steal), or loud (rob).

Theft might be small but that's a serious crime.

by Hectare Acres July 15, 2023

Theft

A crime that means taking somone's property without asking, can be sneaky (steal), or loud (rob).

Theft might be small but that's a serious crime.

by Hectare Acres July 15, 2023

Theft

Getting paid for having sex with someone and expecting to be respected for doing it.

"Come on, I got the theft you after all."

by Little short man May 12, 2023

Grand Theft Auto 7

a game thats not gonna come out until like 2056 since rockstar games havent even made gta 6 yet after 9 years

November 2056- guy. oh my god dood grand theft auto 7 has finaly came out!

by narla2 August 31, 2022