eco-theater

Something that is supposed to help the environment but actually is just to make consumers feel like they're doing SOMETHING and often causes more harm that help. Example - the plastic straw bans where straws make up 0.03% of ocean plastic pollution whereas commercial fishing nets make up 46% - but we ban straws which many disabled people need.

Straw bans are total eco-theater for ableist people.

by kytyn July 30, 2018

Mystery Science Theater Syndrome

Inability to not make snarky comments while watching.. anything.

I think I might have Mystery Science Theater Syndrome.

by Dash Bunny July 12, 2021

Operating theater

A woman's butthole, especially when presented for examination or cleanliness.

"Well let's see your operating theater, then. How clean is it?"

by Big gay johnny sanf June 22, 2021

DSA Theater

A family of many types, but also many different talents, and where you can be yourself and not be ashamed about what you have done

DSA Theater - where kids can be whatever they want
Dino : I want to go to DSA for there theater
Curcio : Yeah, I heard they have a big family and they love eachother

by Jake104YT November 23, 2021

theater funk

the space in between shows where you become an empty husk that makes you feel like you deserve no love or food or friends or self care

Honsee, this theater funk kinda stinks!

by TylerTarzanStan897 November 11, 2019

behind the movie theater

I hidden place kids often refer to as “behind the movies” 😝😝

Boy: “Hey do you want to ditch this movie and go behind the movie theater 😏”
Girl: “Okay! 😛😀”
Together: “This is so amazing 🤩”

by Chloebrown.08 March 24, 2022

movie theater logic

Unreasonable plot devices and characters in movies that do not work when tested against normal physics and logic.

Titanic was a good example of movie theater logic in more ways than one-Jack could have fit on that door, for starters.

by anonymous-bystander November 19, 2018