A TV show that losers watch to beat off to low-cut Victorian corsets and fade-out sex scenes on PBS Masterpiece, formerly known as Masterpiece Theater.
Derek: Are coming down to the bar Sunday night?

Alistair: Nah, I’m gonna lay back and unzip for Jane Austen on Masturbate Theater.
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One of those theaters that get's movies a month after regular theaters screen them.
Dude, I wanted to see Sinister but its not playing anymore
We can just go see it at that lag theater across town
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Slang used for when you illegally transport large amounts of cocaine across the U.S border.
I used the movie theater analogy when I was coming home from Mexico last year.
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Unreasonable plot devices and characters in movies that do not work when tested against normal physics and logic.
Titanic was a good example of movie theater logic in more ways than one-Jack could have fit on that door, for starters.
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A cult for theater-obsessed underdogs who live in the northern Virginia area.
Oh you’re in young actors theater? You mean with those creeps Calla, Gypsy, John, and that hot guy Josh? That’s lit fam.
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A theater-obsessed cult for dorks in the age range of 6-14 in the northern Virginia area.
Oh, you’re in young actors theater? You mean with those creeps Calla, Gypsy, John, and that hot guy Josh? That’s lit fam.
by Humongous chungus November 16, 2019
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