A TV show that losers watch to beat off to low-cut Victorian corsets and fade-out sex scenes on PBS Masterpiece, formerly known as Masterpiece Theater.
Derek: Are coming down to the bar Sunday night?
Alistair: Nah, I’m gonna lay back and unzip for Jane Austen on Masturbate Theater.
Alistair: Nah, I’m gonna lay back and unzip for Jane Austen on Masturbate Theater.
by IGKYA53 July 29, 2020
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Dude, I wanted to see Sinister but its not playing anymore
We can just go see it at that lag theater across town
We can just go see it at that lag theater across town
by tomschase November 24, 2013
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Unreasonable plot devices and characters in movies that do not work when tested against normal physics and logic.
Titanic was a good example of movie theater logic in more ways than one-Jack could have fit on that door, for starters.
by anonymous-bystander November 19, 2018
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Oh you’re in young actors theater? You mean with those creeps Calla, Gypsy, John, and that hot guy Josh? That’s lit fam.
by Humongous chungus November 16, 2019
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Oh, you’re in young actors theater? You mean with those creeps Calla, Gypsy, John, and that hot guy Josh? That’s lit fam.
by Humongous chungus November 16, 2019
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