Referred to when a punishing hit is delievered in an athletic event. Known as "bringing the wood" or "laying the wood." Hits oftentimes leave opponents crippled for life which is incouragable as it brings prestige to those who "bring the wood"
Coach: Ok Tommy, You're big and black you should be able to bring the wood here and put their white QB out of the game.
In Game: Tommy gets his black ass owned by the white guy as he lays the wood on him.
Tommy now lives in a wheelchair and shits himself regularly
In Game: Tommy gets his black ass owned by the white guy as he lays the wood on him.
Tommy now lives in a wheelchair and shits himself regularly
by Cobra March 24, 2005
slang term for inglewood, california; also known as the city of champions. home of the great western forum which housed the world champion los angeles lakers.
by bud newman. February 28, 2003
Referring to a devasting hit during a sporting event. Used in the context of "Laying the Wood" or "Bringing the Wood." Oftentimes leads to crippling injury which is incouragable as it brings added prestige to those that "Bring the Wood."
Coach: Tommy, you're big and black, now go out there and lay the wood on the white QB and put him out of the game
In Action: Tommy gets owned by a more supreme fat white lineman as the big man brings the wood to him.
Tommmy now lives in a wheel chair and shits himself regularly. Fuck you tough black guy that dominates sports and makes them disgraceful.
In Action: Tommy gets owned by a more supreme fat white lineman as the big man brings the wood to him.
Tommmy now lives in a wheel chair and shits himself regularly. Fuck you tough black guy that dominates sports and makes them disgraceful.
by The Dude March 25, 2005
To describe something that is extremely bad or the definition of a female who is extremely unattrative.
by Boogie05 March 23, 2006
When knocking on wood doesn’t provide enough good luck for your situation, so you smack your dick (when erect) against the tree to ensure even more good luck.
Person 1: Yeah I think I did pretty good on that test, knock on wood
Person 2: idk dude, you better do wood on wood to make sure.
Person 2: idk dude, you better do wood on wood to make sure.
by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 06, 2021
When you are lonely, and cannot find a lover to caress your heavy package, you will find yourself laying your sack of gold, on the corner of a desk, or wooden surface.
by Horny bus driver December 22, 2015
A underrated music artist that has released three albums since 2015 and two remasters of his old two albums. Some of his most famous songs are Dr. Sunshine is Dead, Love, me normally, and 6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro/Con). He has a band he calls “the tapeworms” and even used to be branded as Will Wood and the Tapeworms.
He has a movie on Amazon Prime called “The Real Will Wood” where he goes on about his life and how he got to where he is today, plus songs in the studio.
Will Wood also had a canceled ARG about a fake university called Marybell University, and it even has its own fake website, acting like a real university.
He has a movie on Amazon Prime called “The Real Will Wood” where he goes on about his life and how he got to where he is today, plus songs in the studio.
Will Wood also had a canceled ARG about a fake university called Marybell University, and it even has its own fake website, acting like a real university.
Person A: have you heard of The Normal Album by Will Wood?
Person B: yeah, i liked Suburbia Overtune the best.
Person B: yeah, i liked Suburbia Overtune the best.
by Millie roles a 7 February 15, 2021