The Wonka

When you stretch out bubble gum and create a make-shift condom over your erect penis so she thinks you are wearing protection.

I wanted to bang, but had to use The Wonka so she would go along with it. Now she's pregnant.

by Spameier April 24, 2022

The Wonka Exchange

When you and your partner line up your buttholes and you or your partner poops in to the other’s rectum.

“That bitch was so freaky, she wanted me to give her The Wonka Exchange.”

by ChocolateMaster December 22, 2023

Spank the Wonka

For a dude to play with himself, also known as polishing the pewter

Man, I've had a rough day, I am prolly gonna go spank the Wonka

by Clinton Charles A September 30, 2008

The willy wonka

verb; paying 5 or more midgets, or smaller people, to be covered in chocolate ( preferable hershys ), while they gangbang an unsuspecting friend.

I finally got back at mary, i gave her the good old The Willy Wonka, and caught it all on tape.
Damned bitch never saw it coming.

by ironicall aint it November 28, 2007

The Willy Wonka

When you stick your finger in her ass then shove it into her ear. Sort of like a wet willy but chocolate style.

I crept up quietly and caught her by surprise. She thought it was a wet willy but indeed it was the willy wonka and she liked it. She then looked at me with a shit eating grin. "pun intended"

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by Briano R February 21, 2017

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

A 1971 movie that stars Gene Wilder who plays the character of Willy Wonka a candy maker who is in search of an heir to his factory and fortune. He hosts a compitition by placing five golden tickets under five wonka bars.This was remade in 2005 staring Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka

I found a golden ticket and I am going to Willy Wonka's factory

by Trevor M??? August 12, 2005

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Originally a book, made into two movies. The most recent one (starring Johnny Depp) is way off, but still pretty awesome and funny. It explains the history of Willy Wonka and has a better ending.
The book was full of imagination, candy, dreams and chocolate. It was missing stomach aches, cavities, and diabetes though.

But in all the movies may just be a selfless promotion for Wonka candy such as nerds, sweet Tarts, etc.

"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in many societies." -Willy Wonka (In the new movie 2005)

by Twiki August 16, 2005