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the winch 

1. To chow down on large amounts of big, hot, shit.

2. a greasy old man that takes mexican avalanches like a champion.

3."The Winch" is when someone goes to bathrooms and such places looking for feces that wasnt flushed. when such treasure is found then proceed to play with it and other activities.
Sir Jerald looked over to Lady Penelope and gave her a sly wink. "You're really going to love this next course," he said in a hushed whisper full of promise. The servent bought a steaming dinner plate to the table and lifted the silver cover. Lady Penelope's eyes lit up with delight and she blushed furiously at Sir Jerald. "My favourite, the WINCH!" she exclaimed and cut deeply into the big fat pile of shit that had oozed out of Geralds asshole not half an hour ago.
the winch by carly049 March 31, 2009

the winchester

A pub of British folklore that offers protections against a wide range of ills ie girlfriend dumping you, zombies
"Zombies are attacking, WHAT DO WE DO?!"

"lets go to the winchester"
the winchester by Aliss November 7, 2007

The Winchester Experiment 

Not knowing if a gun is loaded or not like the rifle hanging over the Winchester bar in "Shaun of the Dead "
I have a gun in my purse want to do the Winchester experiment

The Wichita Wash-off 

After a rough session of anal sex, if the male's penis has fecal mater on it, the male proceeds to insert his tainted tip into the females vagina. Therefore the penis is purified of all the poop.
The Wichita Wash-off
The Wichita Wash-off by Sir Macintosh September 21, 2009

Saucing the wench 

The act of Ejaculating on a girl's face with the reputation of being a slut.
Johnny got caught in the girls locker room saucing the wench.

Later on tonight im gonna sauce the wench.

The Wichita Switcheroo 

When a straight man initiates a sexual encounter with a gay man.
"I was hooked up with a 'straight' man 2 Sundays ago. Tbf, I was hit on first."
"Oh, The Wichita Switcheroo."