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the wince 

the wince; the weirdest greatest guy you will ever meet in your life. The wince is a nickname only the oddest of fellows get to call their own. If someone calls you the wince you know you have some issues. People who occupy this nickname generally have the first name of "quinton" but if not that is fine too. The wince is the funniest guy you will ever meet and everytime you see him you chuckle under your breathe whether you are laughing with him or AT him
joe:what are you doing??
me: just with the wince !
joe :oh i heard hes weird
me : HE IS :))))
the wince by condy zombie December 7, 2012
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Flick to the wince 

A slang term commonly used around Shoeburyness UK, and thought to have originated from an unknown youtube performer.

Flick to the wince appears to be a synonym for "you only live once" displaying a little bravado and a cavalier attitude
"Guys, I actually cant do it"

"yeah you can, come on, flick to the wince!"

the winchester

A pub of British folklore that offers protections against a wide range of ills ie girlfriend dumping you, zombies
"Zombies are attacking, WHAT DO WE DO?!"

"lets go to the winchester"
the winchester by Aliss November 7, 2007

bought the wine 

A phrase most commonly used to indicate that a man has been the victim of an adulterous partner. Also commonly used to indicate when a man is cuckolded.
Did you hear that Jim caught his girlfriend on the couch with another man while peering through a glass door? He really bought the wine.
bought the wine by Wezzie22 July 29, 2014

chill the wine 

1. An invitation or salutation exclaiming (the goal has been met) "let's celebrate".

2. "Let's get this party started".
Chill the wine I'm coming home.
chill the wine by dustychenille April 4, 2011

the wine hole 

Golf term for the hole (usually the 18th hole) where the golfer with the worst score on that particular hole buys all of the post-round beverages for all the golfers in game/group. No handicaps are used on the Wine Hole and everyone is a "winner" on the Wine Hole except for the person with the worst (highest) score who is the big loser !!
Floyd made a double bogey on the Wine Hole so he has to pay for all the beer today !!
the wine hole by Little Otis May 12, 2009

Cork In The Wine Bottle 

This is when 3 guys having intercourse with one girl. Each of their penises are fucking all three holes(mouth, ass, and vagina) at the same time to where she's air tight. And once all three guys have came in her, they pull out at the same time to make her holes make the same noise as a cork being removed from a wine bottle.
"Bro that foursome last night was awsome, we had her plugged up and made her pop like a Cork In The Wine Bottle"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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