the turkey

a type of masturbation where you use your non-dominant hand (for example: if you're a righty you would use your left hand) to grasp your penis with your hand reversed so your thumb is facing your body (basically the opposite way you would usually hold it) and you gobble like a turkey while you masturbate.

Man #1: What is your favorite method of masturbation?
Man #2: I like to do the stranger, what about you?
Man #1: I prefer the turkey.
Man #2: I forgot about that one! Nevermind I want to change my answer to the turkey!
Man #1: Well done my friend.

by spaceNUGGETS January 17, 2010

the turkey

when you put a turkey baster in the girls genitals for 5 hours

i will fuck you with a turkey baster the turkey

by TurkeyCream clumpy in my ass March 02, 2017

Turkey

A male body part that often resembles the characteristic throat of a large bird native to America.

Hey Greg, your turkey is hanging out.

by t-grex November 18, 2018

Turkey

A girl with a fatass butt

Girl right there gotta turkey.

by WavvyDom October 25, 2019

Turkey

A bird that can't tweet.

Turkey cannot tweet, because Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan (Or if you are dyslexic, Pro Gay Centipede Ray) banned it's usage and access.

by DildoBob April 19, 2014

Turkey

A person or thing who has done something stupid, wrong, moronic or plain dumb.

Dublin slang for idiot, fool, moron etc...

You couldn't remember last night? You're such a turkey.

by hahayeturkey July 26, 2011

The Turkey

When you are nailing a chick from behind and you gobble really loud and with an open hand slap her on the ass just as hard as you can. You leave a turkey print similiar to when you were a kid and drew the outline of your hand at Thanksgiving and colored it like a turkey.

She knew when I gobbled she was getting the turkey.

by J5 April 15, 2005