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The Tappa

During sex, the male must eat a bacon slice and shoot his load at the same time.
"What happend last night with you and that girl?"

"I did the tappa"

"Broo nice"
by Jappa James November 4, 2019
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the tapper/tappa

when you touch your heels together when jumping.
"the tappa is when you touch your heels together when jumping"
"that tappa was so cool and silly!
"look how jolly i am doing the tapper/tappa!"
by thetappacreata June 21, 2023
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The Tapia Switcheroo

The act of telling your homie that you have a threesome lined up with a hot chick and she's on the way. You convince him to get started without her. While you're boning your homie from behind you keep telling him that the chick is on the way. Once you creampie your homie, you roll over and go to sleep while your homie gets to reflect on how he just got bamboozled.
Mom I can't sit down today, the homie gave me The Tapia Switcheroo last night. Homie got me good.
by El Salvage December 19, 2018
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The Tapper

Chaffing on the very end of the penis. Whenever walking the penis taps up against your shorts and causes an extremely painful experience. Usually caused by bathing suits.
Ouch, I got the tapper and it hurts like a bitch.
by ZT44 July 17, 2010
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The taipan

The "Taipan" is another term for Sarso's penis. Although this fierce creature may not be as long and fat as others like "The Cobra", this still moderate sized creature packs a punch like no other. The Taipan is equipped with large venom reservoirs which deliver a far more lethal dose in much larger quantities than others. Being the most venomous and dangerous of them all, once you unleash the Taipan all bets are off.

Unlike other snakes which will lure their mate by a display of physical proweress, The Taipan has an allure like no other. Keeping all physical aspects of its deadly weapon hidden until the last moment when it strikes.
Girl: "Wow, you're cock is huge!, It's no Cobra Though"

Guy: "Cobra's are all show no go"

2 hours later

Girl: "Wow your cock felt Amazing, does it have a name?"

Guy: "The Taipan"

Girl: "I heard of that once, apparantley the sex is so good that you die right afte.......
by Yosarso September 24, 2014
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tapping the sewage line

to place ones penis in he anal cavity of another
after there one year anniversary, sam is tapping the sewage line.
by stylies September 15, 2010
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tappin' the bomb

1: (hypothetical) used to express the desire to go back in time and change a single moment in your life, hoping that the new timeline will turn out better.

2: (altruistic) sacrificing yourself to satisfy someone else's needs whether the results benefit you or not. Used to describe literal sacrifices of life or happiness or simple compromises for someone you care for but don't agree with.

Comes from a scene in the fifth season finale (and sixth season premiere) of LOST wherein the character of Juliet--knowing that her death is imminent--quite literally taps the core of an atomic bomb, hoping to create a time paradox and better the lives of her friends. She does this even though not only will she die but also an alternate version of her would not ever meet her soulmate.

The term itself was coined by LOST creator and producer Damon Lindelof in the audio commentary track of the premiere episode on the first disc of the sixth season DVD set of LOST.
Damon: I really need to tap the bomb and not have married you.

Husband: I tapped the bomb for you and let you watch that cooking show when LOST was on.
Wife: Oh don't be such a martyr.

American Man: Uh...what are you doing to the core of that atomic bomb?
Japanese Man: I'm tappin' the bomb to try to go back in time and stop you assbutts from killing my family.
by Tav El December 22, 2010
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