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The Soups

A condition involving nausea,bloating,diarrhea,and general indigestion experienced after eating creamy and acidic soup, such as tomato bisque, at a restaurant. This condition can last anywhere from 8 to 48 hours,is worsened by the consumption of alcohol, but can be alleviated by a simple anti-acid supplement.
Hey man do you wanna go out tonight? No man I can't.Got the soups.
by hel112570 June 15, 2018
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a case of the soups

When you're too high and have shaky hands that makes you unable to roll the next joint. Like an old person in a home can't get the soup to their mouth, the stoner can't get the weed into the paper.
Guy 1: "yo dude is Brandon okay i can't tell if he's shivering cuz of the snow or if he has a twitching problem but he keeps dropping the weed!"
Guy 2: "nah bro it's chill he just has a case of the soups."
by drakeswoes March 31, 2015
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WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Dude1:I need your help! Can you come here?
Dude2:Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes
Dude1: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
Dude2:I can't find them.
Dude1:What do you mean you can't find them?
Dude2:I can't find them. There's only soup.
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?
Dude2:It mean there's only soup.
Dude1:Well get out of the soup aisle!
Dude2:Alright, you don't have to shout at me (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!
Dude2:There's just more soup!
Dude1:Go into the next aisle!
Dude2:(move to the next aisle) There's still soup!
Dude1:Where are you right now?!
Dude2:I'm at soup!
Dude1:WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?
Dude2:I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Dude1:WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Dude2:I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!
Dude1: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Dude2: F*** YOOUUUU!!!!
by BigStupidIdiot May 14, 2021
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scoop the soup

equvalent of spilling the tea
friend 1 ~ “ yasmin is a bitch
friend 2 ~ “oh scoop the soup
by teaandsoup September 29, 2018
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The soup

The best show ever made which so happens to be on E! They make fun of stupid people such as Tila Tequilia and Tyra Banks.
Dude did you watch The Soup last night?
Duh they were making fun of Tila Tequila being a skank!
by lil wayne is bomb August 6, 2008
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the soup

A TV show on E!, which mocks popular culture. And is pretty damn funny.
I missed the Soup last night! Was Reality Clip of the week kickass again?
by Walnutz April 25, 2006
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the soup is cold and the salad is hot

A meme with multiple layers. The original dialogue is from the Sonic Boom cartoon. In the show, Dr. Eggman complains that his soup is cold and his salad is hot, then exclaims "How is that even possible!?". People soon found that the dialogue fits with the song "Red Sun" from Metal Gear Rising Revengence. They replaced the line "When the wind is low, and the fire is hot," with "The soup is cold, and the salad is hot!".
Eggman: The soup is cold and the salad is hot! How is that even possible!?

"When the soup is cold, and the salad is hot, the vulture waits to see what rots."
by Chess_The_Mut October 16, 2022
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