the smoker
the smoker by J-long-rod July 6, 2008
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The Smoker
Annoying girl who complains of chronic illness yet smokes like a chimney, cries poormouth but wastes money on cigarettes. Hobbies include surfing and defacing signs of able candidates.
The Smoker by Barry G. September 8, 2004
The Smoker's Mile
When a group of people walk around in random directions in a public place trying to hide the fact that they are smoking weed.
One time late at night in a parking lot, my friends and I walked around the perimeter passing a blunt back and forth while keeping an eye out for campus security. Had I known we would be out attempting the Smoker's Mile, I would have brought my running shoes.
The Smoker's Mile by yogi-bear December 23, 2008
Terrie The Smoker
Terrie The Smoker by 122231`343423423423 August 18, 2022
Terrie the smoker
Terrie the smoker is some slag who got cancer 11 times and sounded like a robot because she couldn’t stop smoking
Terrie the smoker by 122231`343423423423 August 18, 2022
Put the turkey in the smoker
Put the turkey in the smoker by Cricket in SG May 20, 2017
chicken on the smoker
When someone (usually a gay or biesexual man) likes to give a blowjob to someone who just finished running on a treadmill (or outdoors) for a period of no less than one hour.
chicken on the smoker by Dbaggio November 25, 2016
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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