The Shorties

In street gangs these boys start as underaged apprentices to a crew. They often mule guns and drugs to avoid adult penalties for older gangsters.

Here comes The Shorties with my Glock and 8 balls!

The Shorties by I, Wreckerrr June 10, 2021

Bully the shorties day 

On the 3 of December bully al shorties

Oh look let’s go smack that tiny boys head off Cus it’s bully the shorties day

Bully the shorties day by Amy mbik November 30, 2020

Throw the shortest person you know 

A day when you can throw the shortest person you know on the 2nd of November

Dwayne Johnson : do you know what today is
Kevin hart:no
Dwayne Johnson : throw the shortest person you know day
Kevin hart: Oh no

Throw the shortest person you know by I’mthattwin October 28, 2020

the shortest word 

the shortest word is short

What word get shorter when you put 2 letters on the end? Short. The shortest word

the shortest word by SirenHeadPlayz12345 December 25, 2020

The Shortest Definition

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I just made The Shortest Definition on Urban Dictionary!

The Shortest Definition by Best User On Urban Dictionary April 28, 2026

Slap the shortest person you know

The day you get to slap the shortest person you know

My ibf: “Go slap resse today is the day you get slap the shortest person you know”

Slap the shortest person you know by Zulleth December 11, 2020

Shortest Books in the World

books that are really short because they don't have much, if any material.
Books written about, or not capable of being written about, oxymoronic subjects.
Titles often reveal deep-seated prejudices, or sometimes just plain silliness.

Here are prime examples of the Shortest Books in the World:
Italian War Heroes
German Humor
Polish Culture
Mexican Sanitation
Canadian Confidence
English Cuisine
Belgian Relevance
Blacks I have met while yachting
Ponzi Schemes Not by Jews
French Heroes
Swiss Menschen
Fun Politically Correct People
Practicing Responsible Sexuality for African Americans
Rational Democrats
Compassionate Republicans
Catching Jumbo Shrimp
A History of Military Intelligence

Shortest Books in the World by Ozmandia August 2, 2009