the royale flush

Putting a plunger on someone's face and shoving the handle end up your butt and riding it up and down.

Frey was so happy when I pulled the plunger out because because this five card stud just drew a The Royale Flush

by UniversalHermit July 06, 2015

royal flush

The best hand availiable in a game of poker (or other games with similar scoring systems) All cards are of the same suit, and consist of Ace, King, Queen, Nave (Jack, for the lower classes), Ten.

I couldn't win, he had a royal flush and I had crappy cards.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Royal Flush

THE BEST YOU CAN GET....!

in poker having a straight 10, Jack, Queen, King and Ace all the same suit.

AKA wet dream

Fred almost wet himself when he was dealt the ace and king to make the Royal Flush.

by TwitChy December 14, 2003

Royal Flush

When you piss, puke, cum, and shit yourself at the same time

I got so drunk last night that I had a royal flush

by ballsdeep500 April 29, 2011

Royal Flush

A phrase that displays the perfect life. (much like "The American Dream") Ace = Children, King = Husband (if female)/ Health (if male), Queen = Wife (if male)/ Health (if female), Jack = Good Job, and the 10 = Good Friends.

Guy1: I see you got a Royal Flush there.

Guy2: Yeah, I got a beautiful wife, loving children, a house, good job and awesome buddies.

by ImperialCody March 27, 2010

Royal Flush

taking a piss on a unconcious person

the local drunk has recieved many royal flushes from the towns folk.

by Zth The Wild thang October 16, 2006

Royal Flush

When you masturbate on the toilet and flush it when you are climaxing.

You:"I just got a royal flush."
Person:"Dude, I didnt know you play poker in the bathroom"
You:"I don't"

by iamriot January 19, 2010