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the prophet

(1) Some 30 year old virgin who spends all his time on Urbandictionary.com

(2) A man inspired by God.
(1) The guy who gave the worshipful definition of himself.

(2) Mohammed
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the prophet

Big Love The Prophet is a Mormon guy called Roman who based on the religious faith of the Mormons is the highest leader of the Mormon Religion.

The Prophet is derived from The Prophet Ammaron who by the account of Joseph Smith, Jr, The Prophet was believed to be a Nephite Prophet who lived in the Americas during the 4th century AD.
"Oh Mighty Prophet how many virgin wives do you bless me with this week?"

the prophet does not want you to swap your wives like pokemon cards
the prophet by The Moody Poet August 21, 2007

The Prophet of Deception

*Also known in other circles as Archbishop Charles Montgomery, Mr. Leon Weston, Dr. Jack, Godfather, Salvatore Ringo, Gerard Salazar, Freddy Incognito, and Lord of the Cynics.*

The Prophet of Deception is a man of many tastes, ranging from fine wines to mahogany commode and golden Montblanc fountain pens. Through his unsurpassable charisma and zealous devotion to none other than himself, he has forged a legacy of scams and backstabbings so great, the Pope himself would shit 15 times in The Prophet's presence. A skeptical agnostic, he views himself as a living god, higher than all other life, and yet while his financial assets are that of kings and lords, his romance life is that of a retarded goldfish with the AIDS, translation, he doesnt stand a fucking chance with a woman due to his off-the-chart smugness and arrogance.

He has a complex history filled with drama and woe, lovers few and far in between. It was during his height as Heierarch of the Band Council that he met his first love, who fucked him over and left him to die. He then reestablished himself as a god, current head of the Red Letter Forum, but love would once again come to his doorstep in the form of a promising young English Intern turned full time anchorwoman sex bombshell.

He currently resides in a palace of misery, slowly drowning in his own narcissicm, but remains hopeful that one day, he will rule EVERYTHING.

We can only pray that he does.
Pope: "My god, I just shit 15 times!"

Prophet of Deception: "Dont worry, that happens alot." *hands him a towel*

Conny: "Yeah, he's a freaking god! Hail the Prophet of Deception and all his witty remarks!"

Prophet of Deception: "Let's all go back to my place for fine wines and wild sex on mahogany tables carved out of marble draped in velvet and golden diamonds!"

The Prophet of Ezekiel 

one of the most legendary and inspiring writers of the new era, it is said that he has a secret alliance with the other legend of a U.D. publisher, the voice of the common cock, it is said that no one being has ever discovered who he is , some may think they know, but there is only one being that truly knows the meaning behind the prophet we all know and love, and thats the voice of the common cock, it is also rumored that he is William Shakespear reincarnated to speak the truth to all the non believers
the prophet of ezekiel and the voice of the common cock are 2 of the greatest writers since the ancient rock carvings of the cavemen

The prophet Naziyr 

The incarnation of the archangel Michael, also known as Melchizedek, king and high priest of early Jerusalem. In Daniel 12:1, Revelations 10:1-11 and Malachi 3:1. He delivers the endtimes 144,000 servants of Yahweh with a little book containing a new covenant.
The prophet Naziyr is the endtimes messiah.

the prophet muhammad 

The Prophet Muhammad was, according to the Muslim faith, the last messenger of God. Out of all the rest of the Prophets in the Muslim faith, Muhammad is the one most mentioned, because he was the one to whom the Holy Quran (the religious book of the Muslims) was revealed to during the month of Ramadan. Known as an extremely kind and trustworthy man who lived in Mecca around 570 CE.
They follow the teachings of the prophet muhammad.
the prophet muhammad by MizzFit December 25, 2008

The Prophet Yahweh 

Mentioned in the book entitled, 'The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor' as the first man to live on earth. The author, The Prophet Naziyr, writes that "The Prophet Yahweh" lived twice on earth already (1st appearance: Genesis 2:4-7 & Sura 2:30-33; 2nd appearance:Deuteronomy 18:18-19 & Isaiah 53:10), but known to us as Jesus Christ, son of Mary.
"The Prophet Yahweh" is God in the flesh.

The first man on earth was "The Prophet Yahweh."
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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