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Who Ate All The Pies 

Something you might chant insultingly at a fat person
Who ate all the pies?! Who ate all the pies?! You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!!!
Who Ate All The Pies by MB October 30, 2004

who ate all the pies? 

British jest to be used as a way of saying "he is fat" or used to annoy the french.


"Qui-a-mangé toute les tourtes?"
Who ate all the pies?

Who ate all the pies?

YOU FAT BASTARD!


YOU FAT BASTARD!

YOU ate all the pies!

lord of the pies 

Person who dines out on meaty pies, daily, nightly and ever so rightly.
Damn! higgys lord of the pies. The chippys out of stock
lord of the pies by phil knott July 30, 2007

On The Pies 

To have gained a large amount of weight. Typically observed when you see someone for the first time over an extended period.
"Far out bro, did you see how fatty fat Gav looked at the reunion? He has been on the pies like a mongrel"
On The Pies by ShempNB81 October 13, 2009

who ate all the pies 

An indication that a Frenchman has entered the room.
Qui-a-mangé toute les tourtes?

Who ate all the pies?! Who ate all the pies?! You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!!! 

ben iggo: yum pies

some guy:"Who ate all the pies?! Who ate all the pies?! You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!!!"
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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