the penetrator

A bat that is crafted from an extremely large dildo. It is both floppy and lethal.

"Hey man, ya find the penetrator yet?"
"Yeah, I was beating a hooker with it earlier!"

by ax3l247 September 20, 2013

Penetrate The Owl

Anything you want it to fucking mean.

Lets go Penetrate The Owl.
Yeah, lets go!

by x70s_carmine May 30, 2015

Japanese are penetrating the Jungle

Adjective/Verb

The act of a woman menstrating. The jungle being the womans pubic hair covered vagina. The Japanese being the red spot of blood on the underwear due to the fact that the Japanese flag is a white background with a Red sun/circle on it.

I was eating her out and the Japanese were penetrating the jungle.

What duh fizuck! Get off muh lap, yo japanese be penetratin' yo jungle hoe!

by Mr. Linoge March 10, 2005

Penetrating the circle

The act of being able to speak with the hot chick, if only for a fleeting moment, before her lame, fat, nasty friends that she came with realize you are there and launch a counter attack in order to get rid of you.

We wished Chris luck as he tried his hand at penetrating the circle. He stood in the shadows for some time, and just as 3 of the fat, nasty whore friends of the hot blonde broke off to swap clothes or change their tampons in the bathroom, he struck. He was able to have a conversation with the gorgeous woman for just under 30 seconds before another fat whore friend of hers, who was returning from the bar, saw what was happening and drug her away.

by Dasspam November 8, 2009

you couldn't penetrate the zoom

spoken by the beautiful outstanding Sydney Jones herself

me: laughing*
sydney: you couldn't penetrate the zoom

by memer man 69 October 1, 2019

The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter).

What I call homo-sapiens whoa re addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter).

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

What I call people who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025