The Peens

Short for Philippines. Only cool people say it. Invented by Jason Reyes.

Damn you're such a stupid FOB. Go back to THE PEENS.

by thejson June 26, 2008

slicking the peenie

Euphemism for male masturbation

My roommate walked in the door when I was slicking the peenie

by MegaDooche December 29, 2017

Take one for the Peen

Meant to sound like "Take one for the team." This means you are dating a girl you are not really attracted to, just for the sex. In doing this, you are taking one for your penis.

I started dating Michelle, she's not super hot, but I've got to take one for the Peen.

by Nuuuuuuuuu June 7, 2009

Alex the peen

A dutty druge who gets paranoid 24/7 over being in a jungle. He also is a baldy/growing mop that is depressed 25/8 except for when he is being a stoner with Zak

Person 1: hi

Alex the peen: wanna go for a fat doink

by Alex the peen November 11, 2019

Jacking the peen-stalk

male masturbation

"Last night i read my favorite book 'Jack and the Beanstalk' and then i went right to sleep after jacking the peen-stalk"

by Big Al Casey March 12, 2017

Free the Peenie

That feeling or urge men get to just let their genitalia hang loose. This is usually done at home after long stressful days.

Bob: Hey man I’ve been working all day. I can’t wait to free the peenie when I get home.
Tyrone: Hell yeah bro, #freethepeenie.

by Loafhead January 29, 2019

Slapping the peen

Slapping the peen is referred to as "Masturbating" by thugs and others affiliated with thugs. This combination comes together to produce a good party anecdote, for example "Do I got a story for you guys... So the other night I was slapping the ole' peen, and right when the wife walks in I "YOU!" all up on her face.

Aye homey, once I got home, I pulled my pants down and started 'Slapping the peen'

by Meechster93 November 7, 2010