by I have no gender December 22, 2018
by Reel Gangsta May 18, 2015
noun- A short fat woman who doesn't have sex, so she dresses like a penguin and beats the shit out of little kids.
by Cal Hunter March 29, 2005
A woman who has devoted her life to her religion. Found in Catholicism, Buddhism, and I think Islam.
My Aunt is a catholic nun in Colombia, South America, so don't diss nuns. They are cool, and sell good cookies
by nuns rock and if you don't agree you suck so bad October 18, 2003
When the priest was ordained, he asked the bishop, "What kind of woman can I have sex with?"
The Bishop said, "None".
But, when the priest actually had sex with a nun, the bishop excommunicated him!
The Bishop said, "None".
But, when the priest actually had sex with a nun, the bishop excommunicated him!
by Peter Phil McCracken March 5, 2009
I used to be a Catholic Priest. When I was ordained, I asked the Cardinal, "Now, what kind of woman did you say I could have sex with?". I was certain he said, "Nun". But, one day, when he walked in on me fucking a nun, he kicked me out of the Church -- permanently!
by Father JesseppeTestosterone May 27, 2006