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A SCARY MOVIE THAT YOU WILL MAKE YOU PISS YOURSELF

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THe nun fucking sucks
The Nun by I have no gender December 21, 2018
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The act of spamming pictures of Llama's to a specific person.
A: "Hey why does everybody spam him with Llama pics?"

B: "Because he is The Nun"
the nun by DebbySaurus April 30, 2018
nickname for Kathleen Kennedy Townsend from her family
The Nun was the first female lieutenant governor of Maryland.
The Nun by Coop Dupe November 24, 2020

choking the nun 

Euphemism for male masturbation. Coined (or at least made popular) by Ryan Stiles on Whose Line Is It Anyway.
"Sorry I'm late. I was choking the nun...if you know what I mean."

said the pope to the nun

much like that's what your mum said last night, but can be good when that gets old.
Person A: "geez this is stuck, couldja unzip this for me-"

Person B: "-said the pope to the nun"

A & B = lol...

said the pope to the nun by Mesosade February 28, 2009

hugging the nun 

taking a dump whislt facing the cistern or tank, hence huging the nun
I find it more comfortable to be hugging the nun
hugging the nun by Jaycee1981 September 10, 2009

attila the nun 

Evil, psychotic, she-beast disguised as a penguin. At least one can be found wherever Catholics have been stupid enough to start an abbey or monastery. Frequently enters the teaching profession, in spite of an almost pathological hatred of children.
I don't remember my fifth grade teacher's name, so I just call her Attila the Nun.
attila the nun by blackbooks February 18, 2005
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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