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the marketplace 

one of the two places (valley plaza being the other) that teenagers can hang out in bakersfield, many only go to start drama or show off their new gay ass "scene" hair and fucked up caked on makeup.

you can often spot 8th grade little whores walking around and "juggalos" who know maybe 3 ICP songs and claim to be "hardcore" when in reality they are merely burnouts who want a sense of "family" in which they seek to be a "juggalo" FUCKNG LAME SHIT. more recently, black people have been going to the marketplace and doing whatever black people do, but never fear gayass scene and "hardcore" kids, theres still plenty more of your clones there every SINGLE FUCKING FRIDAY of the year :]

In additon to poser "scene" establisher kids, there are many "thizz heads" at the marketplace where they deal and sell and do their "thizz" or ecstacy pills.

carls jr. and the fountain are the places to be.

FUCKING GAY SHIT.

the marketplace can burn to the fucking ground along with all the stupid fucking scene hoes, bros and bro hoes, fake ass juggalos, thizzed out adolecents, "hardcore" mosh kids, random black kids, 8th grade whores, and everyone else who goes there to do not a damn thing.

oh and every other day the marketplace is a fairly decent place, filled with retired successful old people :]
the marketplace by biaatch. October 29, 2008

The World Marketplace 

Was a company created by Daniel Dabek and Aharon Bernal, both known crypto scammers.
Aharon Bernal helped Daniel Dabek raise over two million dollars in founding for this company, Bernal introduced Dabek to his Jewish friends in New York, Dabek is not Jewish, Aharon lied.
At the end they keeped the money and delivered anything leaving investors empty handed.

They also got sued for this.

The Middle Eastern Market Place 

A gas/ convenient store located on Charlotte street in Asheville, NC ran by very friendly middle eastern people. You can buy anything from Cheetos, Miller High Life 40's, Knifes, or even some "tobacco" accessories. Another name for it is The Haitian Station.
Q: Ay where did you get this boss ass knife?
A: The Middle Eastern Market Place, the knives are right next to the bowls and damiana.

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026