To assume the "catchers squat" hovering over a public toilet. Necessitated, by the absence of "ass gaskets"
"Dude I had to Johnny Bench it, they were out of ass gaskets"
OR
"That was a nasty toilet, I had to make my own 4 way out of tissue. " Bro, I just Johnny Benched it"
OR
"That was a nasty toilet, I had to make my own 4 way out of tissue. " Bro, I just Johnny Benched it"
by chirp78 October 17, 2010
A way to infer that a woman has an old worn out vagina. The full phrase would hypothetically be "Johnny Bench called, he wants his catcher's mitt back."
My girlfriend: "I told you 23 times to pick up my dry cleaning and take out the trash!!!!"
Me: "Johnny Bench called..."
My Girlfriend "What does that mean?"
Me: "What?"
My Girlfriend: "Who is Johnny Bench?"
Me: "Whats my Jdate password?"
Me: "Johnny Bench called..."
My Girlfriend "What does that mean?"
Me: "What?"
My Girlfriend: "Who is Johnny Bench?"
Me: "Whats my Jdate password?"
by Art_Vandalay July 15, 2010
When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.
Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."
by Dean Houser November 30, 2006
In other words, an "old catcher". As in someone whose old and takes it in the ass.
Saying "Johnny Bench called" is as to say "you're an old catcher", or "you take it in the ass".
As used in the Animated Sitcom Archer on FX.
Saying "Johnny Bench called" is as to say "you're an old catcher", or "you take it in the ass".
As used in the Animated Sitcom Archer on FX.
Archer catches his mother having phone sex.
Conversation ensues.
Mother: Then get out, and for godsake take a shower. Smells like a whore house in here.
Archer: Okay... You're Own Fingers
Mother: Hmm?
Archer: Nothing.... Johnny Bench called.
Conversation ensues.
Mother: Then get out, and for godsake take a shower. Smells like a whore house in here.
Archer: Okay... You're Own Fingers
Mother: Hmm?
Archer: Nothing.... Johnny Bench called.
by MontgomeryBrogan January 31, 2010
Another way of saying "Catch you later"
Which is also the title of Mr. Bench's autobiography.
In episode one of Archer (an animated sitcom on FX) the phrase is used at least twice.
Which is also the title of Mr. Bench's autobiography.
In episode one of Archer (an animated sitcom on FX) the phrase is used at least twice.
Used primarily after an awkward moment in the conversation.
Man: When is the baby due.
Woman: I'm not pregnant.
Man: uhh. Umm
Woman: What?
Man: Johnny Bench Called (Then Departs the scene)
See Catch ya later
Man: When is the baby due.
Woman: I'm not pregnant.
Man: uhh. Umm
Woman: What?
Man: Johnny Bench Called (Then Departs the scene)
See Catch ya later
by Xilften September 24, 2009
When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.
Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."
by Dean Houser November 29, 2006