The Hook, or as its know in laymens terms Bendycockolitus, It's basically where your penis doesn't get hard on one side, left or right, it doesn't matter, and basically it bends to one side, thus creating a hook shape.
Woah, look at jacks penis it looks like a hook, he must have The HOOK!
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using one's finger in a hook like fashion relieve constipation
Jeff Frentz used the hook to eliminate pressure from his bowels
by Matt Drawbaugh December 07, 2004
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A verb, which means to place ones hooked finger or fingers between another's butt cheeks with an intent to startle, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. This procedure is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.
"Arrrrrr" Llewellyn cried as he startled Stefanie with "the hook" to her behind.
by SashiJapan14 January 04, 2011
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Making the form of a hook with one's index finger. This is a little piece of sign language prevalent in prisons. Basically your prison bitch uses "the hook" to latch onto your belt loop or lets "the hook" be seen so the other inmates know he is someone's bitch.
Steve Ford is showing the hook, that's because he's Tim's bitch.
by T-Bone December 03, 2003
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