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The Guitar 

First spit on your hand and jiggle your balls while you stroke your shaft as if you where strumming a guitar.
I was so tired of using the stranger, I resorted to the guitar.
The Guitar by Dusty Lynn Badwoman September 19, 2009
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The Guitar 

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar
Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....
The Guitar by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016

The Guitar 

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar
Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....
The Guitar by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016

The Guitar 

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar
Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....
The Guitar by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016

The Guitar 

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar
Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....
The Guitar by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016

The guitar 

Tickling someone up and down body like your playing and strumming a guitar
Doing the “guitar” is where the one person is lying down and you tickle them like your playing a guitar. Just don’t do the guitar to a random person obviously-_-
The guitar by SJGAMMABRUH April 10, 2021

The Guitar Hero 

Putting your index and middle fingers into a woman's vagina and then twiddling them back and forth like you are stringing a guitar.
Yeah I gave Becca the Guitar Hero last night, she couldn't stay still!
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