The Gru

When a man sticks his nose in a Woman's Vagina and his tongue in her anus while giving her head. Named after the character from despicable me due to his very famous and very long phallic nose

"My boyfriend did the gru on me last night and it left my legs shaking for hours"

by IamHomeless69 January 31, 2024

The Gru Pass

The Gru Pass is a magical pass. It has the authority to counter any insult without you saying “Gru pass”. (You May say Gru pass if you want to). In order to get The Gru Pass one must find their inner Gru. This takes weeks of prayers going to Gru. Some nickers say The Gru Pass Sucks. But they still haven’t found their inner Gru. All of these things below are with The Gru Pass

No u

No homo pass

And most importantly save people from using AirPods

Some nicker: “You like meabow”
Gru pass user: “Gru pass, now you like meabow”

As seen above The Gru Pass countered the insult

by Gru June 19, 2019

the Gru Body Proportion

When a person's torso and head are significantly larger and non-proportional to their arms and legs, so that the person being observed looks quite like the movie character Gru from Despicable Me.

Guy 1: Hey dude, did you see that wierd bitch at lunch today? Her body was so un-proportional!
Guy 2: Yeah, she looked like a prime example of the Gru Body Proportion.

by UnderOber June 14, 2017

The Gru Card

This is a meme-type joke, and the creator of this post is not sure if it is real, and physical, but in the meme world, it is one of the recent memes. It has many variations, ranging from making people infinitely gay, to making Pokemon bored. The character that is both a picture on most of these "Cards" and the namesake would be Gru, a character from the movie Despicable Me. Now, onto what the card actually does. The most common thing it does is reflect all No u's and make all players gay. As I have said before, there are multiple variations of it, but I cannot name them all.

Dude 1: Ur mom is gay
Dude 2: No u.

Dude 1: No u.
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: NO U!
Dude 2: I play the Gru card!
Dude 1:Noooo!
Dude 3: What are you guys doing?
Dude 2: *Whispers*
Dude 3: WHY AM I GAY?!
Dude 1 and 2 together: That's how it works.

by ISoundTooSophisticatedButImNot February 20, 2019

The Gru Pass

The Gru Pass is a magical pass. It has the authority to counter any insult without you saying “Gru pass”. (You May say Gru pass if you want to). In order to get The Gru Pass one must find their inner Gru. This takes weeks of prayers going to Gru. Some nickers say The Gru Pass Sucks. But they still haven’t found their inner Gru. All of these things below are with The Gru Pass

No u

No homo pass

And most importantly save people from using AirPods

Some nicker: “You like meabow”
Gru pass user: “Gru pass, now you like meabow”

As seen above The Gru Pass countered the insult.

by Gru June 19, 2019

The Gru Fuck Maneuver

A Sex Position In Which One Uses Their Noses On One’s Privates Then Smell Them! The Couple Will Win A Ticket Of 2 To Minions: The Rise Of Gru If They Can Recreate A Random PornHub Scene Of Choice

Afaan: Ani Luna Irratti Gru Fuck Maneuver Raawwadheen Tikeetii 2 Gara Rise Of Gru Cause Isheen Stepbro Irra Deebitee Uumte Mo'ate!
Tom: So You Performed The Gru Fuck Maneuver And Won 2 Tickets To Rise Of Gru Cause She Recreated Stepbro!
Affan: Eeyyee!
Tom: OK!

by TMIpixel July 2, 2022

The Gru mode

The Gru mode is a state of being one can maybe achive at pivotal moments where they can proform superhuman feats. It was first shown when in the movie despicable me where Gru enters this god-like mode to dodge several sub sonic missiles and one punch a shark to save his adopted kids Agnes, Margo and Edith from Vector.

Boy 1: How did he beat us there were 10 of us vs just him!
Boy 2: Yeah and he beat all of us in less then a minute!
Boy 3: We had no chance we should of ran after he entered the Gru mode.

by Sir_Keith September 21, 2022