The Greasy

When playing NHL 10 and you go WITH the puck from either behind the net or behind the icing line and shoot to the opposite side getting THE GREASY glitch goal to either tie a close important game or win a very important game! Getting a pass from behind the net, ALREADY having the puck behind the net DOES NOT count as the greasy!

"Yooooo MACKEEY bitch nigga dats the greeeeeeeeeeeeeasy, why you gotta play like that!?"

"MACKEEY thats THE GREASY!, you went behind the icing line skated across and shot to the opposite side of the net

"My name is MACKEEY im either down 1 goal or the game is tied and I have $20 bet on this game, Im gonna be a bitch nigga and do THE GREASY and think im better but really you is NAT!"

The Greasy by NhlLEGEND January 4, 2010

The greasy cum slap 

When you cum in your hand and hold someone’s mouth open while slapping them allowing cum to enter their mouth

“Bro I just used the greasy cum slap on my sister”

The greasy cum slap by Iwanttofuckdiobrando April 21, 2021

the greasy snowman 

The sexual act of sticking two rocks/buttons/drawing black circles onto the buttocks, one on each buttock. Once in place, a carrot is coated in lubricant and shoved into the anus to complete the greasy snowman.

Guy #1: "Yo, tried the greasy snowman with my girlfriend last night."
Guy #2: "Dude, that's disgusting. Did you hurt her with the carrot?"
Guy #1: "We didn't try it on her."

the greasy snowman by The sexual snowman November 6, 2011

The greasy cum slap 

When you cum in your hand and slap someone in the face, while holding their mouth open allowing cum to enter their system.

“Bro I just used the greasy cum slap on my sister”

The greasy cum slap by Iwanttofuckdiobrando April 21, 2021

The Greasy Fireman

During intercourse, both intercoursees are smothered in oil, hence enhancing the sexual experience. It is at this point that the male leans upon a lit scented candle, thus engulfing the couple in flames. This often ends in a fulfilling night along with 3rd degree burns.

Man is lying in hospital...

DUDE1: Holy shit dude! you look terrible, what happened??
DUDE2: Tried to pull off The Greasy Fireman.
DUDE1: Ah.. touche

The Greasy Fireman by Banterbus October 16, 2009

The Greasy Windmill 

The act of which a female called the "Pole" (fully shaven and naked) covers herself it grease or oil, then doing a head stand puts her legs in a pike position, while a male called the "Blade" (also fully shaven and naked) covers himself in grease then inserts himself inside the "Pole's" vagina, then forms himself in a planking position, two other people called "Twerlers" (doesn't matter male or female) then sit on both sides of the figure that the "Pole" and the " blade" have made and spin the "Blade" in a counter-clockwise direction as fast as they can, sort of like a windmill. It is said so be pleasure full experience for the whole family.

Guy 1: Hey, Bill wanted us to come to his house tonight.
Guy 2: He probably wanted us to be the "Twerlers" in The Greasy Windmill.
Guy 1: Lets Do It!!

The Greasy Windmill by K-antelope December 1, 2015

The Greasy Leonard 

The act of watching Young Sheldon while setting your pubes on fire and putting your dick in a dvd of Cars 2

The Greasy Leonard: The Greasy Leonard

Edon: AHHHHHHHHH

The Greasy Leonard by NuttButt_real June 10, 2021